Start Spreading the News!

Okay, so here’s the thing…

This was a pretty big day for me.

Today, I received my first piece of hate mail!

I know, I know, I thought it would’ve come sooner too.

But you know what they say…

Good things come to those who wait.

Because, you know what this means, right?

I have finally arrived!

You’re welcome, internet.

It started out like any other day.

I got up, threw on my Hogwarts dressing gown,

and sipped on my first cup of coffee of the day,

while watching figure skating videos on YouTube (My latest obsession).

Then, without warning or introduction...

This eloquent beauty slid into my DM’s:

QUIT SPREADING YOUR FAGGY SHIT EVERYWHERE!

I mean, I cleaned up the grammar and used capitalization for dramatic effect.

But you get the gist.

Seriously though, what is it with bigots and literacy?

If you're intent on being a keyboard warrior,

at least use autocorrect.

Has there ever been a study to investigate the correlation between idiocy and homophobia?

If not, someone needs to get on that, pronto.

Sometimes, I question whether I’ll ever really make a difference.

This was just the validation I needed, to prove that I’m on the right track.

So, brace yourself World!

Because I haven’t even begun to spread my faggy shit yet.

And to my haters, past, present and future (Or as Adam Rippon would call them, future fans),

I have this to say…

I went to a catholic all-boys school and grew up openly gay in a small town in Ireland.

If you honestly believe there’s anything you can say to intimidate or silence me?

Honey, you are sorely mistaken.

So, start spreading the news, because I’m here to stay.

I’ll leave you with some inspirational words from my Fairy God Mother, Cher,

“Follow This Ya Bitches!”

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